Sunday is Mother’s Day! Make your plans now to have your mother, wife, or significant female in your life at one of our two services (9am and 11am). This is going to be a SPECIAL DAY in honor of the women we love.

In related news, I heard about this new Reality Show: “Moms.” In it, 8 married men are dropped off on an island…each man has 1 car and 4 children…each child plays two sports and takes music/dance lessons…the man must…

• care for the 4 children
• keep his assigned house cleaned
• do the dishes
• correct all the homework
• complete the science projects
• cook
• do laundry
• shave his legs
• apply make-up daily while driving children to school
• help in classes weekly
• clean up after sick children (in the middle of the night)

Men have access to one shared television only after:

• all the kids are put to bed
• all the chores are done
• and they don’t get the remote control

Weekly, the children vote men off the island based on their incompetence. The last man wins–only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse on a moment’s notice. And when the last man wins, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18 years… eventually earning the right to be called MOM.

caleb

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